Friday, March 05, 2004

Beware "Technological Advances"

Blinger in Korea (see links on the right) blogged yesterday about classroom layout, and was saying that he would like to have some technological advancements at his school. That started me thinking about the situation at my previous employer, Prefectural University of Kumamoto, or PUK to its friends. (Yes, it does look like another word.)

Take heed, oh gentle Reader, this cautionary tale of Bureaucracy out of control...

When I was interviewing for a job there in 1990, I was asked if I would like to work in a place where I could use language laboratories. It sounded intriguing, and I said yes. It turned out that the building to which I was assigned was equipped with LL's, and those teachers assigned there were obliged to use them. It sounded fishy at the time, and got fishier. First, I was assigned to a BUILDING, Foreign Language Education Center, not an administrative body for education, like a department, school or faculty. Next, all of the people assigned there were non-Japanese. The building itself was a building for all of the non-Japanese educators at the school.

The administrator of the place, a Professor Arikawa, told us first that we would need to take classes on how to use the equipment. The vendors of the equipment came and started to show us how the stuff worked. They showed us, and we tried to remember, but they were techies, not teachers, and it was difficult to remember it all. It was also all in Japanese. None of the trainees were Japanese, but we got by with alot of cooperation. On top of that we were finding that even the stuff that we did remember, didn't work the way it was supposed to. In fact it would work in some places, but not others. We let Prof. Arikawa know about this, whereupon we were criticized for being lazy foreigners who were using this as a pretext for getting out of work. We assured him we were not, and next addressed ourselves to the techies. They assured us that we were correct, that the procedures for some rooms were different, because they were different models of the same kind of machine. What should have been an elegant system that would work the same way all the time, did not.

We were also finding that even with those issues taken in to account, the machines did not work as they should. When we made this an issue at one of our training sessions, the techies gave up. They decided we needed a real trainer, one who could speak English. They decided that language must be the problem, not the machines. They enlisted the aid of a trainer, conversant in English, who could show us how the machines worked. Victor Japan sent a someone who would show us how to master these machines. She left in tears, because our Japanese was better than her English, and her efforts to tell us anything in English was a hindrance, so we asked her just to stick to Japanese. Then the machines would not work the way she was told they would work. One of our number took her and her employers to task right then and there.

In later questioning we found that Victor Japan had sold Kumamoto Prefecture a prototype of a machine that they had no intention of ever manufacturing, in fact the computers that controlled the LL's were very old at that time. There were bugs in the software, and bugs in the machinery.

I used the machines for tasks that would aid my students. I never used the LL's a learning laboratory with the Audio Lingual Method, the teaching/learning method that spawned LL's. Hardly anyone makes resources for that method anymore.

When next the prefecture decided to build language classrooms, they came to us for ideas. Their initial idea was that since the LL's had worked so well to begin with, they would repeat their disaster. We convinced them that it really had been a disaster, and that the people of the prefecture would be better served by not installing them. When asked what we wanted, we gave them a list. The problem was that our list would not come anywhere near to using up all of the money already allocated for the construction of the classrooms. Japan Inc. would get its share from the prefecture whether the stuff was useful or not.

We worked with an ingenious public servant to have useful, reliable equipment installed and still use up all of the money that the bureaucracy was throwing at it. When the building was built and the machines installed, we attended the training sessions. There were similar problems, but nowhere near as outrageous as before. We stopped going to the training sessions.

We learned, and there is still evidence, that in this kind of acquisition of great amounts of machinery, human resources take a back seat. Look at the pictures in the link above. There are people in those photos. Some of them are teachers. One of the teachers in the photos is still teaching at PUK. The others have gone, me included. I believe that is my photo on the top, where the students are sitting in a circle. I am not using any machinery in that photo. Convenient room that one. There was very little machinery in it. The machinery is still there.

Tips for teachers in decision-making positions:
1. Make sure you are not buying a prototype.
2. Simple is best. The bells and whistles break.
3. Try to make sure its about people, students and teachers, not the machines.
4. When it comes down to it, the students learn from the teachers, not the machines. No student ever wrote on any of my course evaluations that they liked or hated the machines. They did say that they liked or hated ME.

Godzilla Retires at 50

Godzilla will retire after its latest movie production. The cultural icon is 50 now. I'm jealous and relieved.

First, I'm jealous, because I would also like to retire at 50 with the kind of resources Godzilla has.

Next I'm relieved. According to "Godzilla Filmography", the film "Godzilla vs. Destroyer" was not released in the US, so I don't know how familiar some readers are with the film. That is actually the newest Godzilla film I have seen. There are two newer films, but I haven't seen either one of them. I don't imagine I will either. The plot was terrible, the ending a huge disappointment, and everything else was predictable and boring. I am sorry that the producers of the film couldn't do anything more to bring more people to know and love the creature.

I'm happy to keep my memories of the first Godzilla from Saturday afternoon movies on TV just the way they are. I remember watching the film in black and white. I didn't understand the social implications then, but the film produced very strong images of Japan for me. An exotic place where giant creatures still roamed. Little did I know that I would someday be a resident of that magnificent place.

If he does come out of retirement someday, I have a list of suggestioned places where I'd like him to do a little dance. But until then, happy retirement Big Guy.


Thursday, March 04, 2004

Rat out a foreigner, or anyone, today

Since us foreigners are such a bad risk, according to Koizumi and the fascist right, they are employing the power of the internet to flush out the bad seed. The Japan Bureau of Immigration has set up a new web site where you or anyone can rat out any foreigner, or I suppose non-foreigner, that you like.

The site deputizes the nation, so that anyone with internet access can turn in a visa violator at will. You can find the Japan Times article about ithere. The problem is that those deputized may not know what a violation is, since there is nothing explaining what a violator may look like. In fact the whole ploy is racist in conception and employment. If a person "looks Japanese" they are much less likely to be reported, guilty or otherwise, than someone who looks like me.

Amnesty International has come out against it. You can find an article about that here, in the Japan Times. The group says the Immigration Bureau is "encouraging reports without any concrete proof."

You can have a look at the sitehere. It is rather complicated if you ask me. To find out where to add details about the violator, you have to select the kind of information you will be giving on them. You'd have to be pretty computer savvy to understand that. If you can't read the Japanese, here is a translation of the reasons that you have turned in someone. These are translations by Debito Arudo, whose link you will find in the link bar to your right.

Preset reasons for reporting a foreigner are:
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1) "I can't let violators get away with it" (ihansha ga yurusenai)
2) Neighborhood disturbances (kinjo meiwaku)
3) Repugnance and anxiety (ken'o fuan)
4) "I am an interested party" (rigai kankei)
5) Police haven't dealt with it (keisatsu futaiou)
6) I have suffered damages (higai o uketa)
7) "Sympathy or compassion" (doujou)
8) I can't let the employer or business get away with it.
(koyou nushi (kigyou) ga yurusenai)
9) I can't let a job broker get away with it.
(buro-ka- ga yurusenai)
10) I was fired because of a violator.
(ihansha no tame ni kaikou sareta)
11) I was not able to get employment because of a violator.
(ihansha no tame ni kyuushoku sarenakatta)
12) Something else (sono ta)
13) Unclear (fumei)
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Wednesday, March 03, 2004

Doll Festival

Today, the third day of the third month, is Hina Matsuri in Japan. Doing a little research online for myself this morning, I found several bits of information that I didn't know about the festival before.
1. The festival originally came from China.
2. The dolls were first made of paper, rubbed over the body in order to absorb impurities, and then cast into a body of water or burned.

Here is a site with good information on dolls. I'd never made the connections between all the dolls. Pretty interesting.

Tuesday, March 02, 2004

Teaching at a high school

This afternoon an English teacher from one of the local private high schools is coming by to talk about some classes we are going to do at his school later this month. He is a dedicated and hard-working teacher. He really cares about his students, and would like them to hate English classes just a little less.

I have taught at this school several times now, and I am struck by the number of kids who have just tuned out. Number one suspect, the school system. Lots of the students respond and participate despite the beatings they have taken at the hands of the Education Ministry. A few kids sleep through class, read comic books, or send mail with their cell phones. What would they rather be doing? It would be refreshing to see kids planning the overthrow of the free world rather than wasting precious hours of their lives in an uncomfortable chair with alot of people they don't communicate with.

We will plan our classes for one week in March today, but I would love to get my hands on that curriculum there and get the kids going.

Ski trip

Took my son skiing with the Boy Scout troop over the weekend. What a trip. The kids had fun, but the adults were driving most of the day. What should have been about a three-hour drive turned out to be 5. One way. The roads to the slopes were jam packed with skiers.

We left at about 6am, loaded with kids and equipment. Lots of people have their own ski stuff. I was surprised at how many. The only person who had to rent everything, skis, poles, and boots, was my son. The drive up to Gifu Prefecture was really nice until we were almost to the slopes, then the traffic started. The signs along the way that report traffic were saying 12-15 kilometers of traffic.

When we arrived we parked, boarded the shuttle bus and headed up to the base of the mountain. I didn't ski. My job was to hang out at the "lodge" and wait around in case of emergencies. Fine with me. I didn't have anything. At least my son could borrow my wife's ski wear. (Luckily, she doesn't go in for the flowers and frills.)

The cost of the event was staggering. I paid somewhere around 80 dollars for equipment rental, lift ticket and fees for my son. I went as a volunteer, so I didn't have to pay for gas or anything. But then there was food. I wouldn't really mind if the place were comfortable and if there were places to hang out, but basically, it was a building with enough chairs and tables to call itself a lodge. Nowhere enough to accomodate the number of visitors. The experience was far too costly for the quality of the accomodations. It was packed with people. Fortunately I took food with me, because there was no way I was going to fight the crowds to eat anything there. My son ate what I had prepared for him and then ate something on top of the mountain. There was a small restaurant up there I guess. The snow was pretty slushy. I guess one cannot expect miracles at this time of year.

The good part was that he and all the kids enjoyed their experience enormously. My son repeated over and over that he wanted to go back. It was his first time on skis. The leaders were very good about teaching the kids how to ski and then sticking with them as they tried it out for the first time. I guess it took my son an hour to get down the hill the first time, but by the end, he was up and down in ten or fifteen minutes.

Great experience for the kids. A very long, ten-hour drive and ski trip for the adults. It was worth it to have the kids have that kind of experience, but if we decide to spend money on skiing next year, we are going somewhere good. My guess is that there are package deals that include bus transportation, lodging and ski fees. Sounds like the ticket to me.

The place gets good reviews from some people.